Alo-Hello! 3 is pure awesomeness!!! I can’t say anymore than that. If you haven’t watched it already then what are you waiting for??? I watched it last night /this morning, with Shirow, then tomorrow I will watch it again so I can cap the whole thing. So you should be expecting a huge captastic Boxing Day post :D But for today I felt that it was necessary to do the very last scene on the DVD (the one during the credits) which contains the amazing, and now infamous, Ai x Risa interaction – with Eri and Koharu support XD I really wish I knew what was being said during this scene dammit. Thus I can’t wait for a subbed version to be released…
Starto!

The scene starts with Ai on her own.
I’m gonna assume she’s talking about the trip / DVD

But then…somebody catches her attention ‘off screen’. Just who could it be???

Why it’s an Orange slice with a green afro of course!!! *rolls eyes*

Said Afrocanated* Orange is followed by a Risa. Yay!

^_____^
(alternative caption: ‘I came!’)

Risa starts to annoy Ai, but can’t make a hasty retreat even if she wanted too because…

Ai’s got hold of her arm!!!
OMFG!!! BODY CONTACT!!! *hyperventilates*

Risa then continues to annoy Ai, and whilst she’s diverted her attention, puts her arm around her waist.
Sneaky Sneaky ^^

But then! Ai spots some peeping toms watching their foreplay!
Warning! Small, lame dialogue ahead. Continue at your own risk!

Ai: Eww…
Risa: OMG! Are they???

Risa: Yes, I think they are…
Ai: Perverts!

Ai: I can’t look. It’s too intense…
Risa: Come on! She’s nearly there!!!

Risa: Wow! She *censored for small children* alot!
Ai: Umm…That’s all well and good (and slightly entertaining), but you might wanna clean that up. Someone might slip!
End of small lame dialogue. Yay, you survived!

Ok, There’s so much I could say about this cap but all I really want to know is…
What is Risa doing with her hand / fingers to make Ai pull that face? Heh? Heh?

Koharu (peeping tom 2) has scared Risa slightly, so Ai’s holding on to her wrist as if to comfort her.
Bless :3

Koharu goes crazy again but Risa’s more intent on Ai <3>

Ai doesn’t want to give her anything so Risa tries to take the lead.
Ok, she just tries to annoy Ai again by getting really close to her. If you’ve had it done to you, you’d know how annoying it is!

OMFG!
I came during this part when I watched the DVD and umm…oops! I just did again
X_X

Ai starts to back off because she knows that if she doesn’t, the company would have to change it’s name from Hello! Project to Hello! Porn ^^

Then in a dramatic turn of events, she decides to try and kiss Koharu. Maybe Ai secretly harbours some paedophilic tendencies o_O
Shirow: BACK OFF AI! >:(

Ai: chu!
Risa: Huh? I think I’m kinda liking this
Eri: Go on Koharu…Get in there with the leader *pushes*
Koharu: Umm…I don’t think I wanna do this. Wah~
End
*Afrocanated is not a real word. I tend to make shit up like this in my head.
♥♥♥





LOL!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious. Your dialogue about what “really went on” was awesome. You should do this ore often. Oh and I kinda went nuts myself when I watched that bit on YT. Pity about the sucky quality but it’s still obvious how Risa was feeling up Ai’s back/waist/butt/etc XD
I try ^^
…Risa feeling up Ai…
*flatlines*