I just want to say that I’m really REALLY sorry for not updating my blog recently and for not posting my Morning Days Tour / Japan experiences and a full Hangry & Angry in London report. Now the Japan Expo is out of the way I will try my utmost best to start [...]]]>

I just want to say that I’m really REALLY sorry for not updating my blog recently and for not posting my Morning Days Tour / Japan experiences and a full Hangry & Angry in London report. Now the Japan Expo is out of the way I will try my utmost best to start on them although I’ll probably work backwards as the J.E is still (semi) fresh in my mind. I’m not going to give any kind of time frame for me doing this though because at the minute I’m seriously lacking the sleep needed to write any kind of blog post worth reading. I just hope I don’t take too long and that it’s all worth it in the end.

BTW – The person in the Risa Nine Smile t-shirt doing the ‘peace’ sign between Aika and Reina is none other than the one, the only…ME!!!

As you are all no doubt aware, Morning Musume announced that they will be Guests of Honour at the Japan Expo in Paris during July.

The actual announcement was made by Sayumi during the opening MC at the two final Pika Pika concerts in Nakano, Tokyo and as I was in Japan at the [...]]]>

As you are all no doubt aware, Morning Musume announced that they will be Guests of Honour at the Japan Expo in Paris during July.

The actual announcement was made by Sayumi during the opening MC at the two final Pika Pika concerts in Nakano, Tokyo and as I was in Japan at the time – and would be for another week and a half – it resulted in me flapping about for the following week in an attempt to get all the information I needed about the expo, time off of work and the required tickets for me to attend it. After 4 international phone calls (my friend is ace), rushed PM’s to La’aKea on H!O, a drive in to work whilst I was still technically on holiday (I was back in the UK by this point) and 3 more phone calls to my boss I’ve managed to secure my place at Morning Musume and Hello! Projects first event in Europe! Phew (>_<)

None of this would’ve been possible without the awesomeness that is La’aKea so all the credit needs to go to her. I know she keeps telling me not to worry but seriously, there’s not many people I know who would be willing to spend €164 of their own money securing a ticket and expo pass for someone they’ve never met . So thanks to her I’m lucky enough to have one of the Morning Musume Premium packs and a 4 day convention pass. For anyone who doesn’t know the pack contains:

♥ A Poster
♥ A T-Shirt
♥ 10 Badges
♥ A Set of 3 Collector CD’s
♥ A Priority Ticket for the Concert

I will be in Paris between the 30th June and 5th July as I’m hoping to both greet Morning Musume at the airport when they arrive and wave goodbye to them at the airport when they leave. At the moment I only have a place to stay between the 1st and 3rd of July (also thanks to La’aKea and her friend) so I really need to find cheap accommodation for the nights of the 30th June and 4th July. If anyone reading this is staying near the Charles de Gaulle airport and has a spare bed and wants to put me up for either of those nights (or both) let me know. Once again, La’aKea has helped me out with this. I’m seriously in her debt!!!

As I’m not really interested anything that the Expo has to offer outside of Morning Musume I’ll probably be looking to do some sightseeing around the Paris area whilst I’m there. So far a few of us have our hearts set on Disneyland (a must as a Risa fan) and I’ll probably try to check out the smaller, non orange version of Tokyo Tower. So what else is there to do / see? France has never really been on my list of ‘places to visit’ so I don’t have any real clue as to what’s there apart from what I’ve seen in films. I still have plenty of time to make some firm decisions but if any of my readers are also attending this event and would like to meet up, give me a shout and we’ll sort something out. I’ll no doubt be incredibly generous and bring some Hello! Project items with me to give away as freebies – yes, that is the type of person I am – so if you’re not sure whether you really want to meet me or not, that could prove to be an incentive. As for how to spot me? Well I’m thinking about getting an OMAME.CO.UK t-shirts made up as a bit of self promotion so look out for that. Oh…and I’ll also be wearing a Stitch costume (^_^)

6 weeks before this happens. COME ON!!!

See ya all there!

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When I first decided to do my regular profile pics update I was going to come here and say that I absolutely detest these outfits [...]]]>

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When I first decided to do my regular profile pics update I was going to come here and say that I absolutely detest these outfits but after looking at them a bit longer though I’ve decided that apart from the silly ruffles / feathers and Ai’s cropped trousers I really don’t mind them at all. No seriously…I actually quite like them as they make me think of summer which in turn makes me feel really happy. Mind you, don’t get me started on Risa’s hair!!! (<_<) I really don’t know how both Risa and her hairstylist can do really well for days and then go majorly wrong when it comes to professional photo shoots. I mean, the times I saw Risa in Japan (Pika Pika final / Morning Days Tour) her hair was not just epic, it was FUCKING EPIC!!1 But here… *shakes head in disapproval*

Anyway, I’m back from Japan so I’ll get started on writing up about my trip soon. I’ve uploaded all the photos I took whilst I was there but I need to take some of all the GETS! I came back with before I can officially get going. Oh…and I’ve also got to get over the normal emo “I hate not being in Japan” phase that I go through everytime I come back which may take some time as it gets worse after every visit. Spending money helps though… *goes off to pre-order Morning Musume and Risa goodies* (^_^)

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Ai and Risa have solo shots whereas the rest of the members were [...]]]> The first CM for Morning Musume’s upcoming stage play ‘Fashionable’ has been released and doesn’t really contain much insight to us non Japanese speaking fans, but does look rather pretty ♥

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Ai and Risa have solo shots whereas the rest of the members were paired up so can we assume that they have the lead roles? I’d definitely like it if that were the case (^_^)

♥ Lin Lin ♥ *drool*

C-ute’s Saki will be a nice addition to the play as I’d rather have her then some random Egg that I neither know nor care to know about. Although with that being said I don’t have much any interest in C-ute but meh…I’m still happy with that. As for the other two people…I’ll have to look them up as I know nothing about them *hangs head in potential shame*

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This is probably going to make me pretty lame but even though I have no interest in the subject matter and won’t have a bloody clue what’s going on, seeing this CM has made me kinda upset that I won’t get the chance to see this stage play live T_T I really need to put my ice cream van plan in to action!!!

EDIT: Just found out that there are some Eggs in this play *sigh* Mori Saki and Sano Kaori if anyone’s interested.

Morning Musume’s 29th DVD Magazine just so happens to be the first released since Koharu was booted out of the group and Risa cut her hair in retaliation (*Stanley Kowalski style* “Koharu…KOHARUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!”) Even though this ‘magazine’s’ awesomeness only lasts for a period of about 10 [...]]]> *WARNING 75 LARGE-ISH SCREENCAPS AHEAD*

Morning Musume’s 29th DVD Magazine just so happens to be the first released since Koharu was booted out of the group and Risa cut her hair in retaliation (*Stanley Kowalski style* “Koharu…KOHARUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!”) Even though this ‘magazine’s’ awesomeness only lasts for a period of about 10 minutes – near the middle – it’s still pretty darn good. What’s it all about I hear you say? Well, the girls go to an disaster research centre where they take part in a very boring – although no doubt highly educational – quiz followed by actually getting to take the simulators for a whirl. The simulation activities they take part in are: magnitude 4 earthquake, magnitude 7 earthquake, smoke room and fire fighting with extinguishers. In the 1st part of a 2 part blog series I will focus on the educational quiz although as I consider it rather boring I’ve tried to spice it up a bit. When I say spice we’re talking bhut jolokia red savina here! (I toned it down) I can see this backfiring terribly on me for two reasons:

① A lot of people are NOT going to appreciate sexual Morning Musume slash.

② When I’m unfortunate enough to be caught in an earthquake or building fire in Japan I will wish I took note of the quiz. I can see it now… *earthquake starts* “Oh shit what do I do? What’s the telephone number I need to ring? Which fire extinguisher do I use? WHY DIDN’T I PAY ATTENTION TO MORNING MUSUME DVD MAGAZINE 29???”

Anyway…I’m still going to take an incredibly light-hearted approach to captioning the screen caps I’ve taken so if you want to be educated don’t proceed further. Oh…and if you really REALLY don’t like the girls being slashed and featured in anything remotely sexual you should definitely not proceed any further! Don’t say I didn’t warn you okay. Seriously!

BTW – Talking of Koharu, when I notice she’s not in the group anymore I do miss her but other than that I not even worried about her not being there. That just goes to prove that the group is fine without her, at least when it comes to things outside of concerts although I doubt they’re any different either.

Tokyo Northern Disaster Research Centre – The setting for educational insights (^_^)

The usual suspects for this DVD Magazine are of course:

MORNING MUSUME!!!

(If you don’t know their names you shouldn’t be reading this blog!)

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So on with the quiz. All questions asked this time will be about – Ai-chan and Risa’s sex life!

Question 1

Ai: How many times have Risa and I had sex with each other since New Year?

A: 171 times B: 177 times

Risa: You’re keeping a tally???

Eri: Which New Year? Gregorian or Chinese? I’m so funny…hahaha

Sayumi: You expect us to know that? I doubt even Risa knows…

Risa: FUCK YOU!

Reina: What you’re saying is you two have had sex more times then Jun and I! How the fuck did that happen?!

Jun Jun: *Oh god…Reina’s gonna get more demanding, I can see it now! ~gulp~*

Lin Lin: WTF?! I’m too young to be thinking about this shit!

Risa: *come on Risa…think…how many times?*

Eri & Sayumi: Ai-chan, if we stand there will we be right? Yes? No? Oh come on, give us a clue!

Risa: *shit shit shit shit shit*

Jun Jun: I’m gonna go with 177 because it’s the bigger number and you two are like fucking rabbits!

Eri: I’m going with Jun Jun because she bigger…

Ai: Huh? How do you know about our rabbit???

Answer: A

Risa, Sayumi, Reina & Lin Lin: YAAAAAAAAY!

Risa: Jun Jun, I thought I told you to stop rummaging through our luggage for lubricant. Buy your own dammit!

Eri: *Hahaha, Risa said lubricant…*

Jun Jun: I said you were LIKE rabbits. I have no idea what you’re talking about… ~cough~

Sayumi: If you take the circumference of the moon, divide by the population of Japan during the 1920 census, add the total amount of singles Morning Musume have released and then square it you get 171. That’s how I worked it out!

Lin Lin: Oh yeah! That does equal 171!

Risa: Huh?!

Risa: *take the circumference of the moon* Umm…is that in Miles or Kilometres?

Eri: *If the whole test is gonna be like this I’m fucked!*

Jun Jun: *I’m gonna get me that lubricant later bitch!!!*

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Question 2

Ai: Which do I like the best?

A: Anal B: Regular

Eri: *What does anal mean?*

Sayumi: *I wish Eri would try anal on me sometime. Maybe in my next dream…yeah!*

Jun Jun: Ai-chan’s a pretty standard, regular goody goody. I doubt she likes to deviate from the ‘norm’.

Ai: Haha, I like to umm…experiment sometimes umm…maybe.

Answer: B

Reina: This is your girlfriend we’re talking about. You should totally know that shit!!!

Risa: I thought she liked it up the ass!

Eri: *Ai likes what “up the ass”? I don’t understand…*

Sayumi: *Oh god…I wish Eri would stick her finger up my ass right now…*

Reina: FUCK! Maybe she just says she likes it to keep you happy.

Risa: Ohh…you think?

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Question 3

Risa: *Why didn’t she tell me she didn’t like it up the ass? Mmm…Ai-chan’s ass…*

Eri: ~parp~ *Ahh…that’s warm* (^_____^)

Ai: What should I do to Risa seeing as she got that last question wrong?

A: Forgive her B: Punish her

Reina: Totally punish her! I would spank Jun Jun so hard if she got something like that wrong. Wouldn’t I Jun Jun?

Jun Jun: Oh yeah ^__________^

Risa: Ai’s ‘obviously’ not that adventurous so her type of punishment would be no sex. I can’t see her doing that to me as she’d technically be punishing herself too. So…

Eri: *Oh god…did I follow through just then?…*

Ai: Uhh…I’m ruining my street cred here.

Answer: A

Eri: *I got anther one right?* YAY!!!

Reina, Jun Jun & Aika: LAME!!!

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Question 4

Ai: Which do I prefer?

A: Rampant Rabbit B: Butt Plug

Jun Jun: So you DO have a rabbit!!!

Risa: *Hmm…she said she doesn’t like anal so I’m gonna deduce that the plug won’t be her favourite*

Lin Lin: A plug…for your butt? Ehhhhh?

Jun Jun: *I’m using one right now!*

Answer: A

Risa: Booyah!!!

Lin Lin: I’m still don’t get the idea of a plug for your butt but ‘booyah’ too.

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[Questions 5, 6 & 7 missed because I got bored / couldn't come up with captions. I may add them at a later date]

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Ai: Last question. Have I slept with anyone other than Risa?

A: Hells yeah! B: Monogamy all the way!

Eri: The fuck Aika? You said we should go ‘A’ so get your ass back here bitch!!!

Aika: No way, you’re on your own!

Sayu: *I wonder if Eri’s slept with anyone else but me? Mind you, does sleeping with someone in your dreams count as sex? God I want Eri so bad…*

Risa: LOLOL Eri’s on her own. FAIL!

Eri: What’s mono…mono…monogamy mean? Oh god what should I do? Urgh…I’m staying here!

Answer: B

Sayu: *My poor Eri! I would go and hug her if it wasn’t for that damn restraining order…*

Eri: *Damn! Why am I so fucking retarded? ~parp~ Ahh…that’s nice and warm again*

Eri: *Ohh shit…I did just follow through…*

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Ai: So after all that Risa got 2 questions wrong. That means there’ll be no sex for you for 2 weeks! See, I can punish you! (^_^)

Aika: Hahahaha. Sucks to be you!

Jun Jun: Harsh!

Lin Lin: OWND!

Risa: Yeah like that’s gonna happen. Ai-chan’s the demanding one so I can’t see that lasting more than 10 minutes after we finish filming this shit!

Eri: *demands what? I think I need the toilet…*

Ai: Ooooookay….lets end this here as Risa and I…I mean I’ve – just me – have got important things to do. In part 2 we’ll take on deadly earthquakes and raging infernos!!! Tune in at a later date, we promise it won’t be smutty. Well…we’ll try not to be smutty. Come along now Risa!

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Don’t expect Part 2 for a while. This took me long enough… !